Did you know it's been 15 years since I first set foot on my college campus as a Freshman, ready to take on the world?
(No, of course you didn't. The point is, I didn't either)
FIFTEEN YEARS.
Gulp.
That makes me, like, old.
So, uh, when did this happen exactly? And furthermore, are the next 15 years going to go by as quickly?
Because in another 15 years I will have an almost TWENTY-FOUR year old (omg!), a 21 year old, a 19 year old and probably only my baby at home with me, a mere 17 years old (sniff).
I seriously need to stop time.
Like, for reals.
(I keep thinking that if I talk like I did when I was in high school, then maybe somehow how I'm not as old. Is it working?)
Friends, anyone been slapped in the face with reality lately? I'm realizing my days of needing wrinkle cream are not that far off. Maybe they've even already arrived and I'm late to the party. Yikes! By the way, I totally wanted to find a picture of myself in college, but they're all up in the attic (this was pre digital people. Yes, I know. That old.), and it's like, a thousand degrees up there. Plus we don't have a scanner. So there ya go.
OH! I did just get a cute new haircut (chopped off TEN inches!!) and color.
Maybe saying "like" all the time won't sound completely ridiculous now? I'm bringing it back people!
(wow, this was (like) the longest PS/footnote thingy EVER)
