Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Murphy, You Are Not Nice!

Dear Murphy,

Really?  REALLY?

OK, I know you think you're all funny and stuff, but really?

Was it necessary to make our van break down this week?

We're kinda busy, and in case you haven't noticed, we have a heck of a lot of people to cart around.

So it's sorta inconvenient.

Not to mention incredibly rude.

And how did you know we had just paid our van off THIS WEEK?

We paid it off a whole year in advance.  We thought we had tricked you.

We should have had a whole year before you tried to strike.

But you were one step ahead.

I hate you.  Really.

It seems sorta cruel to wait until two days AFTER our last payment clears to throw a monkey wrench in, literally.

So don't be surprised if your name is taken in vain a lot right now.

You are not our favorite.

Don't take it personally.

Well, actually, DO.  Because you are not nice and I don't like you.



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